in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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