so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
