Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
