True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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