quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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