No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
