This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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