his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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