fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Shame is for Republicans.
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