I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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