I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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