That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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