I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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