The best revenge is premature balding
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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