Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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