Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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