you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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