Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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