i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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