am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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