Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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