No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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