I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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