Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
