well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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