Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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