we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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