I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
