could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think I just sharted jello shots
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