some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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