I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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