I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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