We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
high people should be assigned attendants
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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