i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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