it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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