ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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