Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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