i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Randomize
