dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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