If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
