I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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