I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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