I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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