This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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