On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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