Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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