What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
