You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He better not be in your backpack
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
