Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I need moral support for this bender
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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