playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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