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i just google imaged poop.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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