This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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