My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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