Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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