Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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