I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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