this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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